@Tetrominon
Egotists say that God broke the mold when they were made. You are CLEARLY the part of the mold that he threw out, only instead of landing in a trash bin, you hit the edge of it and bounced off and into the world! D=
I’m pretty sure it was them. And they also set fire to our houses, stole our firstborns, caused our favorite shows to be cancelled too soon, and said rude things about our mothers!