peers over at Jackie
 
…
 
Hold still
 
jumps on you and molests the life right out of you

I’m right here Molestia.  
Y U no molest me?

@Luna
 
….Oh crap, You’re right! I cant molest my own kids! Sister is one thing! but kids!?
 
…
 
I have the solution. I must find Tom the rock and molest him!

Heh, I meant something else…
 
You basically would feel a little awkward raising these foals and then trying to molest afterwards…

@Jackie
 
Well you SAID you liked being crushed by the moon better.

@Molestia  
O_o

@Jackie
 
Holds moon over you
 
Kay.
 
@ Luna
 
You’re right. Fluttershy! You shall be my student!

…I feel sorry for you sis.

@Molestia  
I think I would have like getting crushed by the moon better >:/

And you Twilight, You shall be taught the wonder of magic and be my personal student. But this time I will tell you to keep away from the throne so this shit doesn’t happen again.

Dawww at all our little sons and daughters
 
Thou art Applejack, you are Pinkie Pie, and you are Rarity…
 
And so on

Look at all these adorable babies.  
I’m going to call you Twilight, you fluttershy, you Rainbow Dash.
 
sends more spiders onto Jackie so they can lay their eggs in him

Its bad enough that I stuck in this web but both princesses are ignoring me and oh no Gundlach is here O_o

Widens eyes
 
You better share him Tia!
 
Looks at Gundy before dragging him along
 
You’re coming too!
 
And so Equestria was repopulated through much sexing

*why the hell

WHY IS THE MOON ON TOP OF MY HOUSE!?  
WHY ARE THERE MOON SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!?  
WHY THE IS SIXTYFOUR GNAWING ON MY ASS!?  
AND HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT ORGY!? ;_;

@Sixtyfour
 
Uuuuuh. Oh. There’s some chicken over there. Go eat em. points to Scootaloo.
 
@Luna
 
I will always out do you! Spider’s! find me Big Macintosh so I may do him!

@Molestia
 
Aiming to out do me will you…

@Princess♠Molestia
 
Dragons’ skins are to tough.
 
I’m just gonna go cannibal and eat these ponies.
 
Noms on the nearest pony’s flanks

@Sixty
 
Oh Alright. Just eat Spike then. I’m sure he’s still around.
 
@Jackie
 
Big as you’re head.
 
@Luna
 
I hope I have Octuplets!

(Just how big are these spiders?)  
Left my gear at the mansion.  
Allergies+meds making me too weak to use my earth pony strength.  
I am so fucked! :D

Nods and pats belly
 
I’m feeling pregnant already! We hope I have quad-tuplets!

@Princess♠Molestia
 
But, diamond dogs are so hard to catch! They like, burrow in the earth and junk.
 
And they smell too.

That was the best sisterly bonding orgy! EVER!
 
calls spiders off of sixtyfour
 
Now. Sixty. If you want food, you have to eat Diamond Dogs. Everyone knows Diamond Dogs aren’t real people.