MYMC06E04: Secrets of Starlight Reaction Script (C) - Starshine Time

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Sunny Starscout: Oh, I’m so excited! I love skating!

Professor: (Skating with Sunny) Well, I ain’t much for zipping around on the ice, but I gotta make sure this lake doesn’t have any weak spots…

Izzy Moonbow: Uh-oh. I’m not so sure about this.

Deputy Mare: YOU—being UNSURE about having FUN??! Who are you and what had you done with that crazy kook??

Filly Twin: C’mon Miss Moonbow! I’ll help you up!

Pipp Petals: WEE, I could do this all day!

Butler: (Recording Pipp) EXCELLENT graceful spin, Your Highness! We are making millions at the bank for every meter slid on the ice!

Zipp Storm: This is pretty awesome! Aw, yeah! [laughs]

Inspector Mare: YYEEEHHHHAAAWWW!!! If only i have a chainsaw with me, I can cover several CLICKS on the ice on a wing beat!!

Sunny Starscout: I feel like I haven’t skated in forever! I’ve missed it so much!

Professor: C’mon, Sunny! It’s JUST like rollerbladin’ in Maretime Bay!! But with blades on your hoovees instead wheels!

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Fire Realm Guardian: (skating) WOOHOO!

Guard Stallion: Are you crazy?? You’re gonna melt the ice!

Fire Realm Guardian: Relax, dude! This is more of an aura than actual fire. It changes accordingly to my environment!

Professor: Yeah, and my donut-hole can reflect rainbows!

(Sparky giggling)

Rebel Mare: (Recording Misty, Hitch and Sparky) HAHA, you two look like a happy adopting couple with that dragon!!

Deputy Mare: HEY, watch where you’re skating before you end up crashing into somepony!!

Fire Realm Guardian: And what do you know about my species, genius?

Professor: If you fall into that frozen lake, don’t come crying to me!

Izzy Moonbow: Okay. Come on, Izzy. You’ve got this.

Filly Twin: Don’t worry, Miss Moonbow! We got you!

Colt Twin: Izzy Does it!!

(Foster Twins holds onto Izzy’s back)

Izzy Moonbow: AAAHHHHHH, I DON’T GOT THIS!!

Foster Twins: WOAHOWAOHWOAHWOHAWOHOAHWOHWOAHO!!!!

(Izzy slips and falls on her neck)

Filly Twin: OOOOOOHHHHHHH, that must have hurt!!!

Colt Twin: SOMEPONY CALL A DOCTOR!!!!

Izzy Moonbow: I can’t even do it for a second.

Professor: Uhhh, you COULD try using your horn to catch yourself while falling, right??
HECK, you could use self-levitation magic while gliding across the ice!

Rebel Mare: But that would defeat the purpose of ice skating!

Professor: Sure beats breaking your spinal cord and being paralyzed for life though!

Sunny Starscout: It’s okay, Izzy. It’ll just take some getting used to. Just go slowly.

Filly Twin: Up you go!
(Helps Izzy up on her hooves)

[Izzy Moonbow screaming as she slips on the ice]

Professor: WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT!

Sunny Starscout: Okay, maybe not. [chuckles]

Izzy Moonbow: I’m no good at trotting on this crystal ice, and I’m even worse at skating on it.

Professor: Maybe we should try a DIFFERENT winter activity—one that DOESN’T involve slipping around!


Comet: Don’t worry! Whoa! Heh. I’ve never been good at trotting or skating either.

Izzy Moonbow: Huh? You haven’t?

Comet: Mm-mm.

Professor: See, Izzy??! There’s even way worse ponies out there who are even more bad at skating than you!

Comet: I’ve got my own way of doing it. I call it… Whoa! [chuckles] Trip-skating!

Izzy Moonbow: Well… [chuckles] The name sounds fun.

Comet: Mm-hmm! Follow my lead!

Professor: Does this official sport involve winning an huge ice pack on your head?

Rebel Mare: HEY, you be nice to him now!

(Comet giggles as he slip-skates around in a circle)

Filly Twin: HAHAH, even when you’re slip and sliding, you’re really GOOD at this!

Colt Twin: I WANNA TRY IT TOO!!!

Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah! Trip-skating looks more my speed!

Comet: Well, let’s do it together!

(Izzy and Comet hold hooves)

Colt Twin: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Filly Twin: I think Miss Moonbow has found herself a new COLT-friend!!!

Professor: Careful not to fall for each other while skatin’, twinkle horns!

(Izzy and Comet trip-skating together)

(Twins trip-skating with Izzy and Comet)

Foster Twins: WOOHWOOWHWOHWOWOWOWOWAHAAAAHAOWHOAHWOHWAOAHWOAHWOHAWOAAAAAHHHH!!!

Colt Twin: WOOOOO!!! THIS IS FFUUUNNNN!!!!

Filly Twin: YEAAAHAOWHOAWHOAHWOAHWOHAW!!!!

(Aurora flare shines bright in the Northern Lights)

Professor: WOOOOAAHHHH, check out the LIGHT show!!!

Inspector Mare: That’s some fancy-schmancy magical fireworks you got there, partner!!

Sunny Starscout: What was that?!

Pipp Petals: It was absolutely stunning!

Butler: Did anypony snapped a picture of that??!

Violet Frost: Oh, it’s… nothing. Just an aurora flare.

Zipp Storm: Um, nothing is ever just nothing.

Inspector Mare: You’re treatin’ this like this is like an everyday common occurence for you!

Sunny Starscout: Is that why today is called Starshine Time?

Violet Frost: Yup!

[Auroricorns gasp and show signs of discomfort]

Inspector Mare: They ain’t lookin’ too plumb happy with sunshine smiles for some strange odd reason…

Sunny Starscout: So… what activity is up next?

Professor: This won’t involve sending Izzy to the ER, will it?….

[Izzy Moonbow and Comet suddenly cried out and slip on the icy lake]

Deputy Mare: HEY, YOU TWO!! No making sloppy wet messes in front of everypony! There are KIDS watching!!!

Violet Frost: [gasps] The ice slide is my absolute favorite thing to do during Starshine Time!

Professor: Uhhhh, does anypony have any helmets?

Hitch Trailblazer: As an Earth pony, I prefer keeping all four hooves on the ground.

Deputy Mare: AND my brain fully intact inside my skull!!

Parole Officer: I may not be part of this ‘ere jurisdiciton, but from what I’m seeing, that’s a safety code violation if I ever seen one!

Izzy Moonbow: I can’t slip and slide by accident if I slip and slide on purpose!

[screaming] Wheeee!

Foster Twins:: YYEEAAAHHHH, let’s go SLIDE our way to SUPER STARDOM!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Misty, Zipp, Pipp and Izzy screams as they slide down the hill]

Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe Sparky and I will just sit this one out.

[Sparky Sparkeroni cheering as he slides down]

Deputy Mare: SPARKY!! What are you doing??! Come back here!!!

Parole Officer: Oh no, don’t make me lose our best guard animal!

Hitch Trailblazer: Or just me.

Violet Frost: Don’t worry, Hitch. We’ve got Auroricorn magic. We promise we won’t let you get hurt. [chuckles]

Deputy Mare: You better, or I’m suing your cold-hard flank side!!

(Violet cheerfully slides down on her dish)

Hitch Trailblazer: Okay. If Sparky can do it, so can I!

[Hitch screaming and sliding]

Parole Officer: HEY, don’t die on me, Sheriff!!
(Hops onto dish and slides down)

Deputy Mare: OH for the love of—!! GUYS, wait for me!!!
(Slides down with dish to chase the Sheriff)

Hitch Trailblazer: This is so much fun! Whoo! Yes! Here we go!

Parole Officer: SHERIFF, WAIT UP!! Don’t raise your hooves out during the ride!!

Deputy Mare: Try not to go over the edge!

(Aurora Flare reappears)

Professor: LOOK, it’s happening AGAIN!!!

Sunny Starscout: Wow! Another one!

Misty: They’re so gorgeous!

Rebel Mare: We need to set up an observatory post if we are to study this phenomenon first hoof, Professor—well, RIGHT after we find a way out of this Frostland, of course…

Pipp Petals: I wish aurora flares would happen in Equestria.

Butler: I wish for that too, but—with all that magical interference, it’s going to be hard recording this amazing scenery to everypony and posting this phenomenon on social media!

Zipp Storm: It seems like the aurora flare happens whenever everypony is having a good time. It’s clearly connected to—

Comet: Equestria? I-I’ve never heard of it.

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] You’ve never heard of Equestria?!

Pipp Petals: [gasping] Neigh way!

Foster Twins: THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE!!!

Butler: Have all of you ponies been living in ice caves all your life??

Comet: Oh, I have always dreamed of traveling, but I… I’ve never been allowed to leave Starlight Ridge.

Sunny Starscout: Wait, what do you mean “allowed”?

Professor: Do you have heavy obligations anchoring you down in town??

Rebel Mare: Who’s holding you back??

Comet: Um… Violet Frost: On to the next activity!

Zipp Storm: Uhhh…

Inspector Mare: Somethin’ ‘bout them folks don’t sit right with me! They’re avoidin’ our questions like the Red Plague!

Sunny Starscout: And when we finished counting, we realized there were exactly thirty-five lampposts in the whole area!

Professor: Because I petitioned the mayor to add an extra one after the Prisbeam Lantern got stolen by Princess Petals in an attempt to boost her sister’s confidence!

Sunny Starscout: And, um… that’s basically every single fact I can think of about Equestria.

Professor: From SOUP to NUTS! Mostly the soup, because our local restaurant in Maretime Bay is fully loaded to the brim with it—and I HATE IT!


Comet: Wow! Equestria sounds incredible. I would love to go. Wouldn’t you, Violet Frost?

Professor: You should visit sometime–provided that you come with a traveller’s permit from the mayor first, of course…

Violet Frost: It does sound amazing, but I could never leave Starlight Ridge. It’s my home. It’s special, don’t you think? Even the snow here is known for having magical healing properties.

Professor: Magical properties??! You mean it’s NOT just borax mixed with plastic glitter??!!

Sunny Starscout: Wow!

Pipp Petals: That is special.

Sunny Starscout: Starlight Ridge is like nothing I’ve ever seen before.

Professor: Probably because it’s not part of any map I read!

Sunny Starscout: You all are pretty lucky to live here.

Professor: Even if everything else beyond this village seems like a desolate winter wasteland…

Violet Frost: Yeah, we are…