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Trust me, Cadance. It’s the only hway.
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The world will be mine and your first in line you brought me the pick and now you shall both die.
and so on
Gotta have internal consistency. Plus it’d be a straight up copy of the lyrics otherwise, and who wants that? COMMIES, that’s who!
buck instead fuck… ruined
…YOU GUYS ARE BUCKING LAME!!! Come on, Caddy, you’re coming with me!
charges up a fireball
TASTE MY FIRE, BUCKER!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Twilight jumps in front of the blast, deflecting it back at Tirek
OWWWWW, BUCK!!! My bucking horn! …oh no!
Twilight grabs the horn with her magic FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN, UNTIL YOU ARE, COMPLETE AGAINE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Tirek is sucked back into Tartarus
BUCK YOU, CADDY!!! AND BUCK YOU, TWILEY!!! I’LL GET YOU, PRINCESSES P!!!!
Hey Anti-Celestia, Tirek the boss,
We know your weakness: Our rockin’ sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you for all ponykind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key,
You are the devil,
We are the P! (princesses)
Now we’ve got to take this bucker down!
He’s gonna || rape me|| if we do not blow doors down!
Come on Caddy cuz it’s time to blow doors down!
Oooooooh we’ll pile drive ya, it’s time for the smack down!
C’mon Cady, it’s time to blow doors down,
I hear you Twily, now it’s time to blow doors down,
Light up our horns, time for a showdown,
Bend him over, take him to Smooze Town!
We’ve been through so much shit
“Deactivated lasers with my slit!”
Now it’s time to blow this fucker down
He gonna make you his sex slave!
You gonna gargle zap apple jam!
‘No.’
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam!
“Listen to me!”
He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal equine.
“CELESTIA-DAMMIT, CADENCE!!”
NOOO!
…Come on Cadance! Let’s fight HIS music…with OUR music!
I CAN’T WAIT TO TAKE CADENCE BACK TO HELL
I’M GONNA FILL HER WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL
I’LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!!!!!
WHATEVER I GOT, I’M GONNA FLAUNT
THERE’S NEVER BEEN A ROCK-OFF I’VE EVER LOST
To be your little bitch
Fine LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN AH HA HA HA HA
I’M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL!!!
CHECK THIS RIFF IT’S || FUCKING TASTY ||
What
Then you can take Cadence back to hell
But what if i win
If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our reeeeeennnttt
FUCK! FUCK! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
The Demon Code prevents me
from declining a rock-off challenge!
What are your terms?
What’s the ca-aaaaaatch?