…so, are we >implying that certain of her hair, which is not visible in this picture because she has not lifted her skirt, ALSO smells like bacon?
 
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Also, this proves Sunset Shimmer is actually Cultist-chan:
 
“She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon…”

I was on board up until the description pic. Then you lost me.

A) I don’t eat bacon  
B) You don’t look like bacon. At all. I’ve never seen bacon that was bright read and FUCKING YELLOW  
C) If you ask, I will gladly do for you whatever you wish.

Oh, I can think of several ways to eat this bacon.
 
And it involves no biting whatsoever!

What does that even mean, Doc?

That Taco Bell commercial was impossibly STUPID!!!