but i do

@Evowizard25  
Surely enough, a few pony generations down the line and he’ll be a living legend for the people there. And I doubt a couple of centuries will mean much to him considering its apparently the equivalent of 2 dragon naps.

Blame the writers

Do a flip!

you won’t be missed :)

@Evowizard25  
“This is Commander Spike and this is my favorite store in the Crystal Empire.”

Yeah, that’s not going to work.
 
1: pegasi flying about are going to catch you.
 
2: unicorn with enough magic can catch you
 
3: Earth pony standing underneath you catches you
 
4: You fall on the trampoline the trampoline salespony just set up and end up back in the room.
 
5: You hit the ground and then get back up. You’re a dragon. Unless the ground is covered in armor piercing spikes, you’re going to survive with barely any scratches.
 
Also, did you forget the Crystal Empire? You’re practically the Commander Shephard of the world. Got to a store, say it’s your favorite, BOOM! That store gets some good business. Heck, give it a couple centuries and you’ll be a living legend with a fanbase so loyal they’ll be called a cult dealing with you holy body. no doubt with some lovely crystal mares in claw.

Lavender Town syndrome.

I still appreciate Spike.

 
Spike should just move to the crystal empire. The ponies there idolize him, and the place is literally made of dragon food.

Says the two-faced snake. Just wait several episodes, guys, he’ll be back being the greedy, selfish twat he has always been.

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Oh. My. Gosh.
 
 
YOU GUYS SEE WHAT YOU DID?! YOU MADE SPIKE FEEL DEPRESSED!