This is incredibly silly. Made me smile!

@OneOverTwo  
Repulsion Gel  

 
“Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I’m told.”  
―Cave Johnson
 
I thought it looked similar.

@Antonyourknee  
I had thought that it was over until that one guy showed up.  
I also didn’t get your reference ‘cause I’ve only played the very beginning of Portal.

@OneOverTwo  
Now I know your messing with me,still I think this dialogue has long past “it’s” point of premium and has now become stale. Lets end this conversation before some other user jumps in with a message about my profile image or something.

@Antonyourknee  
It’s because everyone so far can’t get to the content because they don’t understand the poor grammar.

@OneOverTwo  
Messing with people? I’m stuck wondering why everyone has forsaken the content of my statements in favor of the grammar.

@Antonyourknee  
& now I’m pretty sure you have you’re “its” & “it’s” the wrong way around.  
Although I wouldn’t be surprised if your just doing that to mess with people.

@OneOverTwo  
Its not like it even matters anymore. My blue paint has become glowing sciency stuff, perhaps the least scientific name of all.

@Antonyourknee  
You’d be surprised how unintelligible that will make a lot of phrases, man. Especially with all the other grammar mistakes.

@umfodrol  
You all realize I’ve joking right,I’m basically paraphrasing from Portal. And I doubt missing a single preposition makes a statement unintelligible.

@Antonyourknee  

 
care to reorganize your sentence structure into something intelligible?
 
but guessing (only guessing) at what you were trying to say: you wanted something “reorganizing” your molecular structure due to exposure? Try lead poisoning:  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_poisoning#Pathophysiology

@Antonyourknee  

god, she’s cute.

@Antonyourknee  
METRIC?! How dare you insult my American sensibilities!
 
Especially if you’re not even going to use straight up kilograms (more like kills yo’ gram… mother… flk ms*c) & if you’re just trying to lay on the science (which I’m sure the more creeper science enthusiasts try to do a lot) there, I’m pretty sure metric should just be assumed.
 
I also have no practical use for a microscope.  
Not ever since I decided to stop looking really close at toe nails. Surprised there were bugs in my clippings, but I was like seven at the time so I was probably nine! I guess.
 
I could only look at mine because no one else would let me have theirs.  
Because they were shellfish.
 
So unless the new microscope turns into Perceptor, I’m not intrested!  
& even then, only if it’s free!
 
Now that I think about it even my previous use wasn’t particularly practical!
 
I also don’t need more BLUE STUFF ^tm .  
I regret winning that contest every other day…

@OneOverTwo  
You need a better microscope, buy one that uses lasers in the sockets today,that be sure to rearrange some features on you and for a limited time you can get a metric pound of new and improved BLUE STUFF tm with that purchase today!

@Antonyourknee  
I can’t quite figure out what that sentence means…
 
Not sure if you mean “sectary” (Which I guess makes sense?) or “secretary”.
 
Also unsure of what “take that will” is supposed to be telling me…

@OneOverTwo  
You’ll have to take that will “real sciences” sectary on account of most of our firms staff being poisoned by rouge science.

@Antonyourknee  
“Real” science sounds limited & discriminatory so far.  
& from what I’ve read about fake science (comic book stuff), fake science seems a lot less boring so far.
 
& apparently it doesn’t care for sentence much for sentence structure.

@umfodrol  
Perhaps for you some dyed chemicals constitute “science” but at laboratories and research centers of quality higer than a Home Depo we follow the model “if it can’t reorganized your molecular structure when exposed it’s atoms for an hour than it ain’t real science”.

@Antonyourknee  
blue - electromagnetism, spectroscopy, chromatics  
paint - fluid dynamics, chemistry  
lead - chemistry  
toxic - biochemistry, toxicology  
eating it - biology, gastronomy
 
not mentioned: that it’s glowing - fluorescence, chemistry
 
Science is everywhere

@Antonyourknee  
Are you saying that there’s nothing scientific about blue paint?! How dare you sir!

That’s not actually “science” that’s just blue paint,its lead based so it is toxic if you eat it. That other guy got the molecular accelerant and when he ate it every organ in his body started bouncing inside of him…not a pretty sight.

Blue, Glowing Science!

Tenure rules.