I saw a cuddler with a Chineighs menu in his hand  
Walkin’ through the streets of Seaddle in the rain  
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Bucks  
Gonna get a big brush up in your mane

True Cuddler Adventures when?

Combat petting? My god…

After months of interviews, intense analytical study, and corroboration of seemingly unrelated snugglings Pinkie Pie and Twilight had had once again hit a dead. The Cuddler had no rhyme or reason and seemingly stuck at whims notice. From Trottingham, Fillydelphia, and even Ponyville the Cuddler seemed be everywhere and anywhere it pleased. Twilight exasperated in sheer frustration “This is nothing short but sheer chaos and no reason could be found amongst these events!” Then like a sugar high, inspiration struck Pinkie Pie! “Reason could not solve chaos, only discord could or rather” she smirked “the one and only Discord could.” With and spring and bounce and a writers own impatience to fill in all the details Pinkie left Twilight behind as she went to see the Draconequus that held the last lead to this string of requested affection. Discord knew well of Cuddler’s work and tremendously enjoyed the pandemonium it caused. But not wanting to upstage even by a fellow practitioner of chaos, Discord was willing to lend a paw or claw depending on the hand. Then with snap of his hand a desk and glowing box appeared and with a crack of his knuckles tapped seemingly incoherently on the keys of a board attached to the box. “My dear” Discord chimed, “you can never find where the Cuddler is when he is everywhere and nowhere, but I do know where the Cuddler dwells”. His corvian hand moved a small block which softly snapped at the touch of his claw. “You see this box is connected to the Cuddler’s thoughts and in way it is place where I keep some of my thoughts as well” You will find no reason here but out of my sheer grace for a friend I will ask the Cuddler one but only one question of your choice. “Only one shot” Pinkie thought as she pondered upon the right question that would solve this mystery. If I cannot find where the Cuddler is then ask this. “What is your name?” With click and tap the message was sent and in a flash of white the glowing box changed and answer was laid bare upon it face. Her eyes narrowed and her mouth was hinged wide. In bolt she left back to Twilight as the Draconequus chortled in glee and recounted her experience with the glowing box. “So” Twilight chimed who is it, what is the Cuddler’s name? Pinkie took a breath and closed her eyes and the usually air of energy around her seemed to dissipate. Twilight stood in the eerie silence and then pinkie spoke eight words that echoed through room. “My name is legion for we are many.”

We are one, we are many. You cannot stop us, for every one you capture, another one takes their place! WE ARE ENDLESS, WE ARE ETERNAL, WE ARE BRONIES! And we be comin’ fo’ yo cuddlez.

hide ya children, hide yo wife and hide ya husbands cos’ they be cuddling everypony out here.

combat petting?

@Sgt.striker  
See? Hug marks! No, wait, that’s blood… XC

@Dirty Bit  
-WOAH WOAH WOAH!!
 
-Ugh
 
-What? ka-chink it was obvious! He’s the cuddler!

The Cuddler huh, then where can I find the True Cuddler Adventures?

They forgot hoofy tickles….my work is not done

You poor naïve ponies. You think there’s only one Cuddler?

Don’t forget the tail lifting and flank spanking.

The Cuddler could be in this very room…
 
It could be you…
 
It could be me!
 
It could be- BANG!

@Lathius  
Not even the foals are safe from The Cuddler

The children! Won’t somebody think of the children?!

“Heard some more ponies got cuddled last night.”

What about tickling?

Uh oh….  
*pulls his trench coat up around his head and pulls his hat down*

“Now that ponyville is being lured into a false sense of security i can commence my evil plan to cuddle ALL THE PONIES !!!”
 
stereotypical evil villain laughter

“He may be capable of…” May be? May be! I AM CAPABLE OF THOSE THINGS! And I will strike again! I am not gone! I am just waiting… and growing good fingernails so I can add back scratches to that list. Soon…

The fiend!

Oh, the horror?

They acquired my picture … This will make it more difficult to surprise cuddle but not impossible.