Aligator Splash!

@Background Pony #3373  
I’d assume what you referenced already feels like an acid trip, and you implied that JoJo Part 7 is that with even more drugs, but I’m always wrong. XD

@thps48  
Oh, I remembered why I said “alternate reality”. Because I didn’t want JoJo 7 confused with an “alternate universe”. The former occurs naturally once all energy in the universe runs out and another big bang occurs leading nature to eventually create humans again billions of years afterwards. The latter is one of infinite parallel dimensions that coincide with the reality we are aware of at the moment.
 
This way, Funny Valentine’s ability, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap can access other universes, but cannot access universes that existed before the particular big bang in Part 6. Therefore, Johnny and Johnathan could never meet without a stronger stand and preferably a connection to the church who could discover a supposed latent ability of Jesus Christ’s body.
 
I feel I should mention Deigo Brando, Scary Monsters, and The World, but since ASB didn’t, nopony except me and OptimusPrimevil will care. XD

@Jarkes  
The Bathroom Book taught me that, I think. (The Bathroom Book might not go by that name, but I’m certain Google can find it. In any case, it’s also how I learned Ed, Edd, ‘n’ Eddy was Canadian. XD )

@thps48
 
There’s a reason crazy people are called lunatics…

@BarryFromMars  
Luna and loony are essentially the same word in Latin. :P

One character looks like she went from Luna to Loona.

@thps48  
…  
Unfortunately, this is all I can manage right now. My parcer crashed in the middle of the third paragraph.  
Sounds like Transmetropolitan on drugs.

@Jarkes  
“Stands” are from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Google it, read the manga, watch the anime. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it.

@Jarkes  
I’m going to describe the scenario of JoJo Part 7 in order to gauge the reactions of future replies:
 
Johnny Joestar, a wheelchair-bound ex-jockey, has the ability to shoot his fingernails like bullets thanks to the stand Tusk he gains by absorbing pieces of the mummified corpse of Jesus Christ.
 
Gyro Zeppeli is from Italy and uses a technique called Spin by throwing a steel ball at objects. He inadvertantly gives Johnny the ability to stand up for the first time since becoming paralyzed. Johnny then bothers Gyro to teach him Spin for a bit until he says “Okay.”
 
Eventually, the 23rd president of the United States, Funny Valentine murders Gyro in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean which had its water transported away with the help of Love Train, an ability developed by Lucy Steel upon absorbing all of the parts that make up Jesus’s body.
 
So, what Johnny does is jump off his horses legs using the power of the golden spinning rectangles, an artistic theory developed by da Vinci I can’t bother to explain, and throws a steel ball dropped by Gyro at Valentine. Valentine summons Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap to protect himself, but Tusk is able to rip through Love Train and kill Valentine. Upon being beaten up, his body’s molecules begin spinning so quickly, his body is buried underneath the Atlantic seaboard.
 
Also, this is set in 1890, thanks to Stairway to Heaven, the stand of Enrico Pucci, a priest who fast-forwarded time up to the end of the universe, where another big bang transpired and created an alternate reality.

I don’t even know what you guys mean by this whole “stand” thing…

@dovahderpy  
Neither does Cream, the stand of Vanilla Ice… Well, some of the time.
 
Oh, wait, I remember: The ghost of Charles Dickens was a stand in Billy & Mandy.

@thps48  
but he doesn’t have legs in the first panel

@dovahderpy  
In the dream, he’s a stand. In reality, he’s normal. :3

wait is gummy floating?

Luna: “I’m never eating Celestia’s whole cake before bedtime again.”

@thps48  
Well, Alessi wasn’t a pedophile he just loved picking on weak people.

Tremendously off-topic: Who else fought the pedophile wielding an axe and his shadow besides Jotaro and Polnareff? Was there no one else in that fight?

Why no one see changeling pinkie near real one on the last page?

LESS DEEPER LESS DEEPER

@Jarkes  
Kakyoin makes the user of Death 13 eat his own shit mixed with baby food. Death 13’s user is a baby.

@brony-in-denial
 
@thps48
 
…I don’t get it.

@brony-in-denial  
ちんちん… (Ba-dum tish)
 
Totally forgot what onomatopoeia Kakyoin actually said. XD