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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

dead to you
@V_for_Vodka  
Perhaps. Then again, perhaps not. I’ve heard tell of a game of Monopoly that they say could never happen.  
A storm was brewin’, just like the one you should be imagining to give this the proper atmosphere. Two men, confined to a house by their fear of wetness, happened upon the cursed game. “Let’s play Monopoly,” one said. Th’ other said it were a fine idea. “Set it up,” he said. “This’ll be fun.” The fools.  
‘Twas a mismatched contest if ever there had been. One, a board game tycoon with the eye of a shark and efficiency of a…like a turkey, I guess. Th’ other, they say, could be upset by neither man nor beast nor woman. Didn’t like kids much, but whatever. It was a quick, clean kill fer that first guy, bankruptin’ th’ other in th’ blink of a really, really slow eye. When he knew he was beaten, the second man said somethin’ no Monopoly player has heard, ’fore nor since. He said with a smile “Good game, my friend”. And that was the end of it. Their faces went unpunched, and their table, unflipped.
 
Or so the legend goes…