What’s a paladin?

>“Scootalove denied”
 
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Wat?

Shipping denied?

 
What the FUCK is a Scootaloo?

@Background Pony #F01C  
I’ll take four!

What’s a Sonic?

The question you should be asking friend is what isn’t a Scootaloo!  
It’s a chicken.  
It’s a dodo.  
It’s whatever flightless bird you need it to be.  
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But WAIT! THERE’S MORE!  
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This kid have a prefered characterization in the fandom?

It’s nothing you have to worry about.

Well, whatever it is, you’re commonly shipped with it.

This little ball of orange without much going for her, but she has alot of heart.

Aren’t they the bad guys in Street Fighter

A miserable little pile of flightlessness.

I think it’s a form of combat. Or a breed of dog.