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‘Straight’ my ass.  
‘Gay’ my flank.  
‘Asexual ponies’ does not exist in a world of procreating beings.  
‘It’s a show for kids’ does not disprove the above.  
Debates over folks, go home.  
We’re takin’ the simple way out because it’s nothing short of what Best Pony deserves!
 
Insert Spike pillow armor, here  
>DisIsGonBeGood.GIF

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Background Pony #3CCE
@Background Pony #C4C5  
“’Asexual ponies’ does not exist in a world of procreating beings.”  
Regardless of whether he meant asexual or agendered, it’s still a pretty dubious sentiment to express. I get what he was trying to say, but still.
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El Sadzonka
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Blahblahblah awesome blahblahblah Rainbow Dash blahblahblah awesomeness blahblahblah Rainbow Dash blahblahblah 10 seconds flat blahblahblah awesome blahblahblah…
 
For God’s sake, it’s not 2011 anymore, you autistic dashfags…
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Eggonaught
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How about instead of crappy propaganda captions, you instead actually make original content to promote this incredibly unique and controversial idea…
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Background Pony #D49D
OP used “asexual” perfectly, folks. The entire thing is about sexual preferences, not genitalia. Bi, Pan, Straight, and Gay are orientations, not anatomies. So why suddenly assume that “asexual” is OP screwing up a slur against eunuchs, rather than correctly naming yet another an orientation?
 
This picture says, “Dash cannot be straight, because then the mares would be left out. Dash cannot be gay, because then the stallions would be left out. Dash cannot be asexual, because then nobody would get any Dashy goodness. Therefore in any good, just world, Rainbow Dash is at least bisexual, or even pansexual.” If you can read, “OP hates the neutered” into this, you have mental problems.
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Wesley Foxx
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I support bisexual ponies. It makes for easier shipping, and the idea that as soon as you start liking the same gender you instantly become gay annoys the fuck out of me.
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