@Background Pony #760A  

But, They speak English, not communism,  
Communism works only in heaven, where they dont need it, and in hell, where they’ve already got it.

Applejack: “And THAT Private Dash is why we ALWAYS wear our helmets.”

@Alphony Omaregon  
You mean like this?

@Glyphseeker  
ГУСЕНИЦА СБИТА, ДВИЖЕНИЕ НЕВОЗМОЖНО

Further down the trench, we hear a faint cry.  
“You okay Rainbow Dash?” Pvt. Ditzy asks.

“safe,war” Is there such a thing?

AJ: Guess yer thick head is good for somethin’

Helmets back then weren’t meant to stop bullets, then were meant to protect your head from falling and flying debris, sometimes shrapnel. Anytime a bullet bounced off one back then, it was due to a weird angle, maybe the bullet was ricochet or already passed through something, and incredible luck.

I love the PPSH-41.

@King Sombra  
It’s all coming back to me…  
DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!

Well, look who’s gov’ment didn’t. buy Chinese-made helmets c:

SU-26 my apologies

@PwnyPony  
I know  
I’m a SU-28 pimped out and i can’t do anything to a damn KV-1 and gold rounds are expensive

@Glyphseeker  
Every time.

I’m fine!  
[Shot]  
Not anymore!  
[Thud]

radio static  
It bounced off! We barely hit their armor!

Oh. Oh, holy fuck. I think I’ll…
 
I think I’ll just lie down here, and not move for a long time.

@Spirit  
hurray, helmets!

The year was 1968. We were on recon in  
a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his  
flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the  
Mad slogan “Up With Mini-Skirts”.  
Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite  
understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration  
allowed Charlie to get the drop on us.  
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist  
on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and  
four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it  
here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right

I see no blood. And the Helmet is dented, so it actually did it’s job for once.

Sargent hot head just had a close shave.