*watches the whack fight*

 

I said what I said

 

I'd get her to dress in a cheerleader outfit and hand her the pom poms

 

Does a cheer... we got spirit yes we do, we got spirit how bout bird?

 

I'd probably just sit there dumbly and watch her chant - ooh is that a new nickname for something i wonder - "hey babe - you've got a lovely chant "

 

*hmmmpffffssss... and turns and walks off*

 

I'd ask her why she just wandered into the walk in dresser?

 

ok if you carry on screaming - or making that much noise you're going to have to put this on ! Shhhhhhhh its a bedroom

 

They didn't have one in purple?

 

Ok if you're fussy - you'll have to go make some tea ! then you can come back in

 

*fusses*

 

Oh eat me

 

i'd get her to assume the position for being eaten - thats not an offer i get everyday of the week !

 

Lock the door and hide the key somewhere deep, dark and damp.

 

I'd make sure she knew i didnt want to find the key as it's not going to be required for a few hours

 

That wasn't my plan........ damn. I WANT you to rummage around for it, but not use it immediately.

 

bury my head between those legs until her legs were shaking and her back was arching and she was moaning

 

If you find a key up there, could you give it to @bigbird

 

i better keep searching lol