#282817 - safe, artist:cursedpie, daring do, trixie, elephant, g4

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Mele Kalikimaka

Oh the aim of our patrol
Is a question rather droll
For to march and drill over field and hill
Is a military goal

Posted 11 years ago Report

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MagnificentTrixie

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My best-paying customer. She said she’d only pay me if I rode an elephant with her out into the wilderness. The elephant was a nice enough fellow, and she seemed like the eccentric hopeless romantic type - always good for a bar story- so I took her up on the offer.

We had to escape from diamond dog slavers, were almost eaten by zebra savages, sealed a dragon lich back within his tomb and proceeded to raid said tomb, and wrote an entire novel about it. And I still got laid!

And of course nopony believes me. Sigh.

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