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Description
Rubik’s Cube Dash
Codename: CRYPTIC
Element: Confusion
Backstory:
After getting disowned by Daring Do as a friend, she flew away feeling like a total mule. While flying, however, she got the feeling someone (or something) was stalking her. When she looked back, she saw a bug bear! She tried to speed up, but the bug bear was still able to catch up somehow and scratch her back, sending her plummeting into the Everfree forest. When she tried to get back up, she realized she couldn’t because one of her legs were broken. And to her horror, the bug bear caught up to her again. Now it was hovering over her like a drone. Then the worst happened: it mauled her and tore her limb from limb. She ended up dying right then and there.
It didn’t last long, though. When she regained consciousness, she found herself somewhere else, in an entirely different location: it was a laboratory of some kind, and she was laying on an operating table. Thankful to be alive, she shot up and started cheering, but stopped immediately when she heard her voice: it had gotten deeper and less raspy! She was about to start questioning why she sounded like this when a short stallion with glasses and a bloody lab coat entered the room. He explained everything to her, from finding her in the woods to the procedure of putting her back together like Mr. Potato Head. This all confused Rainbow Dash, but when he pointed to her chest, she freaked out: her heart was replaced with a Rubik’s Cube! But how is she still alive?! Not only that, but he also replaced a section of her torso with a set of alphabetical dials, like on a cryptic lock. She was already pissed off at him for changing her voice, but turning her into a living puzzle crossed the line. So before he could explain how it worked, she took a scalpel and slit his throat, killing him in his own laboratory. Then she flew out the window and tried to search for her friends.
Source
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DELETERS GONNA DELET THEIR BAD PICTURES ON www.derpibooru.org
Ok?
All I know is feeling Fluttershy’s rage because of that damn ST00PID butterfly puzzle game is making her rage a lot because I needed to help her calm down
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Fluttershy: FUCK THIS BUTTERFLY GAME *Fluttershy slams her computer keyboard into the floor*
Wow
Look at Fluttershy’s brand new cutie mark
Heh
I really have some nervings into myself
Same, bro. Same.
I really hate these fluffy abuse drawings so much D8<
Then stop clicking it.
Me: *clicks on the image of a fluffy on www.derpibooru.org
Me: I gon cry if I keep on clicking on the image of a fluffy who is getting abused
Ok cool.
Are you okay?
Me: *falls off from an Aflac building* | Spider-Man: I gotta save you | Me: *Spider-Man saves me from falling off the building*
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Okay good
I never said I hated it.
I gon cry becuz of yoo de won dat hæts JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Ok and?
JUS LOOK AT MAH PROFILE PIC *me facepalms many time until my face gets red with a large red slap mark on my face*
I’m just not a fan of it.
WADDA FUK AR Y00 TALKIN’ AB0UT
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