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>Be a fluffy pony named Shadow.
>Daddy has a box that makes scary noises.
>you spend most of your time in the dark behind the couch.
>Daddy makes you wear a little hat and and a red scarf.
>You know all the bad things that daddy’s scary box says.
>You’ve never seen crime, but you know its a yucky weed that makes bad nummies.
>You know that doing bad things causes biggest owwies.
>You know all of these things, because the box tells them to you.
>You are Shadow, and Shadow knows.
>Daddy thinks it’s cute.
>He says you’re a good little crime fighter.
>You must be - in spite of everything the scary box says, nothing bad ever happens here.