YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLLLLLLLLLLSHIT?! Grass.
 
Not just any grass, grass planted in high-level nutrient soil in a pasture, or native rangeland with sufficient sunlight, carbon dioxide and water to produce photosynthetic tissue for the production of carbohydrates.
 
Fertilizer is applied early in the spring growth season. The C3 species of grass develop when temperatures are between 40 and 75 degrees. And generate leaves that grow into tube-like rolls at their base, and unfurl as they extend. The growth habits are nutritious forage to the livestock. A non-castrated adult male of the cattle species comes by and eats the grass.
 
The vegetated pillars are passed through the esophagus and ingested into the cattle’s stomach, which consists of four compartments.
 
The rumen breaks down the food with the aid of bacteria. The partly digested food is passed on to the reticulum, where foreign materials are filtered out. The food passes through the omasum and then the abomasum, where it’s fully digested with HCL acid, then it goes into the small and large intestines, where it becomes shit.
 
The fecal matter causes the rectal walls to expand, triggering the contractions of the rectal muscles, and relaxation of the anal sphincter. The crap is forced out of the rectumant of the anal canal, where the muscles create wave-like movements that push the contents of the canal forward.
 
​Finally, the anus contracts itself over the exiting feces, emptying the grass-turned turds out of the male cattle’s asshole onto the ground.
 
(points to the feces) You know what that is. (looks at the feces) THAT’S BULLSHIT!

Bull: “Can’t a guy get a little privacy when answering a call of nature?”