Max Steele: “Sorry, guys. Nobody goes backstage without credentials.”
Snips: “But, but, why? We’re, like, the Dazzlings’ biggest fans!”
Snails: “Yeah, #TeamHumanScum for life! We just gotta see them!”
Max Steele: “Yeah, you and eight zillion other guys who just reached puberty. Now run along and get some nachos or something.”
Security guard Max Steele: Crushing the dreams of fanboys for over a decade…