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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
wait… what? wait.
 
what is “fulltime?”
 
I always thought that she said “10bits blowjob.” but instead she wrote “10bits fulltime.” I’ve never heard that term used anywhere before. am I just ignorant? was it a typo? what does fulltime mean?
Background Pony #F022
20 bits, take her back to mine, let her use my bath, give her some warm food and drink, let her use my bed to get proper nights sleep, next morning pay her another 20 bits for a hug and to hear her story, and offer to let her stay with me.
 
Used goods should be free
Background Pony #654F
20 bits, take her back to mine, let her use my bath, give her some warm food and drink, let her use my bed to get proper nights sleep, next morning pay her another 20 bits for a hug and to hear her story, and offer to let her stay with me.
BeepBoopBzzt

The sad reality is that this is how a lot of people are forced to live their lives. It never hurts to reach out to people, because you never know, they might just be in a situation like this and really need someone to help.
Background Pony #0209
You know what’s really sad? It looks like she doesn’t have a cutie mark……
Background Pony #0209
Considering the prices of various items we’ve seen in the show being at best being around 1-2 bits, money shouldn’t really be an issue for her
BronyHeresy
Thread Starter - Word Associaton

I’ll pay you Forty bits to come back to my place for a cup of hot chocolate and a movie night. Then we can discuss how much I’ll pay you to be my housekeeper, Room and Board included.
Nebbie
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Artist -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Economist -
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Nebutton

20 bits. You come home with me. You’ll get a warm bed and meals….but I better be getting all that kinky sex you’re offering.
JohnSamer

at original picture  
John Samer:  
Hi. My name’s Jay. I’m not here for sex. I’ve got a much better offer. Come with me and I’ll fix your life. I’ll get you a job you can be proud of and a warm place to stay. Whaddayasay?  
my friends are with me  
Homeless Pony:  
I dunno.  
John Samer:  
Here’s 600 bits.  
pony goes to take money but i pull it back  
If you want more than this, meet us at the Apple family ranch.  
hands over the money  
My advice.  
Spend that money on warm clothes, a sleeping bag and a tent to live in.  
You’ll find that’s more valuable.