Oh sit, you’re f@ked!

CHRIS! Bores you to tears!

Who dares make Fluttershy cry :<

@Warlord SteelShroom  
YEAH! AND FORCE HIM TO PLAY “ACTION 52” ON THE NES, AND WIN!!

Make him play Battletoads on the NES from start to finish! >:D

@JohnSamer And to the best of my knowledge, only half of them feature Contra in any real respect. XD

contra tag  
4 pictures already

@441 Although, all robo-fucking aside, that does sound pretty damn awesome. XD

@441TheSecond “And that is why they don’t let the Big Daddy into Gamestop, kids!”

@The Abridgenator  
Think of Bioshock after fucking Deus Ex while Fallout masturbated in the background, you got System Shock in a nutshell, and a very, very sexy orgy.

@441TheSecond Oh, like you would not fucking believe. And yes, “Don’t like don’t watch” comes up a fair bit. XD

@Niggoslav Oh good, you played System Shock, this has been driving me nuts. Tell me, just how similar IS it to Bioshock? I’ve heard it’s quite comparable sans the Randian philosophy.
 
That’s why you’ve gotta hold onto your health juice, man. Seriously, there was this one game (an Avatar Last Airbender license) that had only one save file, and any time you died brought you back with only half health, so if you hadn’t been stockpiling potions you were fucked.
 
To be fair, the concept of Major League Gaming is a total farce anyway. Seriously, you needn’t be an “expert gamer” when anyone with time and skill could do the same.
 
Unrelated, but QTEs can choke on Milton Berle’s dick.

@TheAbridgenator  
Christ, and people defend this guy?

I never actually did play that. By the time I could get it to run properly I had lost interest.
 
Strife and System Shock though, now that was some good shit. Hexen too. Hexen was kinda sneaky in that it gave you health potions, threw a bunch of enemies at you, and then on the other side of that cloud of enemies there was SOMETIMES the instant consumable brand of health pot. So you would waste the carryable one, and then bam, in yo face, sucka.
 
I also never heard of this guy but he sounds like one of the ‘experts’ PSM would recruit for their ‘beat x boss’ demos. I still have the demo disc that involved The Hulk vs Abomination. The so-called expert died twice trying to show how you beat Abomination when the boss fight was nothing but a shitty ‘run from boss and push giant buttons’ puzzle boss anyway.

@441TheSecond Oh, he was more than just an AVGN clone; there’s pretty solid evidence that he blatantly stole a lot of material right from under James’ nose. Case in point.

@TheAbridgenator  
So, basically, just another AVGN clone, another prick that starts a videogame review show not out of respect for the medium, or wanting to express his opinion, but to get personal fame and fortune, what a dick.

@Niggoslav Hence why I dug Deus Ex so much; you had to conserve your ammo and had to EARN your health back. :D
 
And now I can say with absolute certainty that Guitar Hero stole from Atari. XD

“Hard isn’t fun”
 
Completely the problem with every game since 2008. WAT IS WIF UR SISSY BABBY GAEMS LIKE CAWADOODY AND GAYLO AND MATRIMONY PRIME
 
REAL MEN PLAY  
 
Because it is the 90s and there is always time for Klax!

@441TheSecond Sure thing! Basically, you take the Angry Video Game Nerd, remove the acting talent and love of video games, inject him with bandwagon jumping to make cash and no sense of performance craft, and top it all off with an inability to play the games without cheating.
 
Also there’s a skeleton. I think Woody Allen turned himself into a lich.

@TheAbridgenator  
I never really watched his episodes, I just found his name funny.  
Care to give a brief explanation on this guy?

@BP I believe so, although he tends to split his time amongst a lot of half-assed projects that he never finishes, and returns to his well on occasion. Seriously, I think he just ditched that History of Games thing.

@441Second But in seriousness, Bores IS an utter chore to sit through. Dude makes Hayden Christiansen look animated. XD

@441Second zomglol give this guy a Jedi lightsaber of lieks.

@Mayojar My personal perspective on the applicability of hardness to enjoyability in gaming is that it all comes down to game design. If a game is difficult because it has real challenging aspects (Deus Ex: HR, Dark Souls, Uncharted, the aforementioned Contra), then completing such a game is legitimately a joyous experience. If it’s difficult due to piss poor design or artificial difficulty (the Hell level of God of War, any licensed game ever), then it’s merely a lot of frustration. But Bores cannot tell the difference, hence what seems like a lot of nitpicking on his part.
 
I love how Britain actually made Jawbreakers sound safe to eat. XD

Chris Bores? MORE LIKE CHRIS BORING! AM I RIGHT?