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Description
Here’s a parody of the all time classic Green Eggs and Ham.
Source
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Proceeds to eat the Green Eggs and Shrooms and suddenly laugh like Tigger afterwards
With doctor hooves and vinyl scratch
Either way she’s going to be tripping balls
No. It’s a parody.
“Derpy! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do! I like them, Derpy Hooves! And I would eat them in a boat! And I would eat them with a goat. And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good so good you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them anywhere! I do so like Green Eggs and Shrooms! Thank you! Thank you, Derpy Hooves!”
The End
“You do not like them so you say. Try them.Try them and you may.Try them and you may I say.”
“Would you, could you, on a boat?”
“I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain! I will not eat them on a train! Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box! I do not like them with a fox! I will not eat them in a house! I do not like them with a mouse! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
“I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere.”
“I would not, could not, with a goat!”
“Would you,could you with a goat?”
“I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like them, Derpy, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!”
“You do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms?”
“I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
Edited
“Would you,could you, in the rain?”
“Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?”
“I would not, could not, in the dark!”
“Could you,Would you on a train?”
“I would not, could not on a train! Not in a tree,Not in a car,Derpy let me be! Not in a box, Not with a fox,Not in a house,Not with a mouse,Not here or there,not anywhere. I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them Derpy Hooves!”
“You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree?”
“I would not, could not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box! I do not like them with a fox! I do not like them in a house! I do not like them with a mouse! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
Edited
“Would you,could you in a cart? Eat them,eat them,here they are.”
“I would not,could not in a cart.”
“Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?”
“Not in a box! Not with a fox! Not in a house! Not with a mouse! I would not eat them here or there! I would not eat them anywhere! I would not eat Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
“Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?”
“I would not like them in a house! I would not like them with a mouse! I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
“Would you like them here? Or there?”
“I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms! I do not like them, Derpy Hooves!”
LOL
“I do not like them Derpy Hooves”
“I do not like Green Eggs and Shrooms.”
“Would you like Green Eggs and Shrooms?”