@Dispenser
:P

Bruh

x

@Prometheushunter2  
XD

“Totally don’t stick me somewhere inappropriate or anything”

Pickle Pharynx

I love that meme.

I just read through the entirety of this comment section, and I can say with certainty that this is the happiest I’ve been all year.
 
Bravo, all of you who contributed to the scene play.

@ObliviaTheChangeling
 
“Who cares, Thorax! Mass-changeling incursions happen every day!”
 
“Here’s something that’s never happened before; I’m a pickle! I’M PICKLE PHARYYYYNX!”

@Background Pony #BEFD  
“Was it?”

“What more do you want tacked onto this? I turned myself into a pickle and the Canterlot Wedding was an inside job?”

too funny.

i love this XD

PICKLE PHARYNX!  
PICKLE RICK!  
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, BITCH!

@Potes  
And then in the epilogue…
 
Pharynx: This is it, Thorax. We’re goners. We’re not getting out of this one. After everything we’ve been through, this is how we’re gonna die.  
Thorax: Oh, geez, Pharynx, I-I-I don’t want to die!  
Pharynx: Chimera Sisters!  
Thorax: Who?! Who were they, Pharynx?!  
Pharynx: That, Thorax, is why you don’t go to the Feelings Forum.

@Potes  
My drink is too cold.
 
What? We’re supposed to talk about our feelings here, aren’t we?

@Potes
 
Perfect XD

@Badumsquish  
Pharynx, the only connection between your unquestionable talent and the sickness destroying your hive is that everyone in your hive, you included, used metamorphic skill to justify sickness.  
You seem to alternate between viewing your own capabilities as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse.  
And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your form within your control.  
You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle the forum, just as you chose to turn into a pickle.  
You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with maulwurf blood and gravel.  
Your transformative body literally vegetating by your own hand.  
I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by the forum, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass.  
Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure.  
There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.  
It’s just work.  
And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.  
Each of us gets to choose.  

@Potes  
I don’t respect the feelings forum because I’m a changeling. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it. And I don’t think going to a corner in the hive to listen to some bead-twiddling hippy explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it’s helped a lot of changelings get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the ponies we feed on, but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow, I’m a pickle… when I feel like it.

@Badumsquish  
Now, would you like to share us how you feel about the feelings forum?
 

@Dirty Bit  
The feelings forum just sucked :p

Now he needs to draw Thorax dressed as Morty.

this is great.

Genius XD Now let’s see the head of the Feelings Forum give their own subtle ‘Reason You Suck’ speech to Pickle Pharynx
 
@Badumsquish
 
Agreed on that last reply

@Bionomaly  
It’s from Rick and Morty. To get out of family counselling Rick turns himself into a pickle and ends up going on this big crazy pickle adventure :P
 
@abzde  
Not going to lie: he’s the closest thing to a changeling I don’t dislike now :P
 
@team blueplant  
Can we really blame him?
 
@Stotter  
Hey, when you’re desperate you’re desperate. Personally I’d rather drink gasoline than spend five minutes in a “feelings forum” :P