@Background Pony #CEDF  
It’s not the same… :-(

This reminds me of a joke my dad told me.
 
It seems that at one airplane-production company, they had problems with their planes always tearing along a certain line. And, no one could figure out how to fix the problem. Then, one day, a custodian suggested that they perforate along the line where the planes were always tearing. The company didn’t see the point, but went ahead and did it anyway. And, to their surprise, it worked. They asked the custodian how he knew, and he answered, “Well, nothing tears along the perforated line.”
 
My experience is, unless you use a knife or scissors or are really fast, it does seem to work that way.

“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”

I know this feeling all too well. Poor Lyra!
 
I also recently discovered that some graham crackers are already broken into squares for s’mores!

Man, I could go for a whole cracker.

Same except this happens with my pills.
 
ha ha oldness

While I do not believe I have ever felt that just half a cracker was enough to eat I have been upset about not breaking them in half at the dotted line more times than I should. I am similarly upset if I am trying to snap off a piece of chocolate and it doesn’t follow the lines on a Hershey bar.

;-;

Relatable

I eat an entire box of crackers at once, for I feel little other than endless hunger.

@Background Pony #CEDF  

 
“And that’s how I wound up with a handful of cracker crumbs.”

Oh, do I know that infuriating feel. Making s’mores with graham crackers that break like that is grating…

MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET ’EM NEXT TIME!

I know that feel, little harp horse.

Break off the other part of the half.

Based on a true story.