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Here’s an MLP version of the VeggieTales Episode Dave and the Giant Pickle.
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Granny Smith: And now, back to “Scoots and the Giant Discord”.
scatting
Fancy: “Uh Pinkie? Pinkie? Wait Pinkie, Pinkie! That enough thank you! Pinkie!”
Narrator: “This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say.”
“Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?”
“Oh, look at the time!”
fades out
Pinkie: They turned blue, what could I do%? She had a beard, it felt weird%…My friends all laughed%…Usta%!
Fancy: I’m confused…
Pinkie: I love my lips~!
Fancy Pants: “You’re friends all laughed, usta. How do you spell that?”
Pinkie: “I don’t know.”
“So what you’re saying is that when you were young?”
Pinkie: Ten days after I turned 8, got my lips got stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed…And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with the crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with a foal named Doughnut Joe who got stung by a bee, right on the lip! And we couldn’t even talk to each other until the 5th week because our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking, he spoke with a Manehatten accent, and I only knew 3 words in different regions except now, I know a 4th word because Joe taught me the Polnish word for lip. Usta!
“On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth. She had a beard, and it felt weird.”
“My my. She had a beard and it felt weird?”
“She had a beard.”
“Oh!”
Pinkie: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold. They turned blue. What could I do?
Fancy: Oh dear. They turned blue, what could you do?
Pinkie: Oh they turned blue.
Fancy: I see.
Fancy: “Oh my. This is more serious than I thought. Pinkie, what do you see here?”
Pinkie: “Um, that looks like a lip.”
“What about this?”
“It’s a lip.”
“And this?”
“It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip! It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip! It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip. Liiiiiips. Lip lip lip.”
“Pinkie. Tell me about your childhood.”
Pinkie: That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad, I’d might get mad, I’d call my dad, that’d be too bad…
Fancy: That’d be too bad?
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.
Fancy: Why?
Pinkie: Because I love my lips. scats
“If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess, and took my tooth, that’s be too bad! I’d call my dad!”
“Oh dear. That’s be too bad, you’d call your dad?”
“That’d be too bad.”
“Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you’re saying is if your lips left you?”
Pinkie: If my lips said, “Adios! I don’t like you, I think you’re gross,” that’d be too bad. I might get mad!
Fancy: Hm…That’d be too bad, you might get mad?
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.
Fancy: Fascinating.
Fancy: I see, that’d be too bad, you’d be so sad?
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.
Fancy: Alrighty.
I remember singing that to an audience as a child.
What makes it even more funny is remembering that Pinkie did lose her lips at one point.
“Sunday Morning Values, Saturday Morning Fun! Now available on DVD with over an hour of bonus features for the whole family!”
Pinkie/Filli-Second: “I laughed! I cried! It moved me Twilight!”
PonyTales Presents Scoots and the Giant Discord
“The duel in the desert is about to begin!”
Discord: “Now we fight!”
“It’s showtime!”
Scoots: Have you forgotten? We’re the children of Faust!
“There’s nothing she can’t do! Twilight and Pinkie take on the story of Scoots and Discord.”
“Hey Discord!”
“To show that we’re all special in Faust’s eyes!”
“Somepony who knows that with Faust on her side…”
Scoots: Somepony’s gotta do something!
“Scoots!”
Diamond Tiara: “This is going to be easier than we thought.”
Edited
Scoots: I will fight Discord!
Fancy: !!! spit-take
Flitter: “He’d have us for lunch!”
“Sometimes, the biggest heroes come in the smallest packages.”