Are you a real party pony?  
Well, technically… nah.  
Have you ever caught a party pooper, like a real prankster?  
nah.  
Have you ever baked a cake?  
nah, nah.  
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be party ponies!
 
sax
 
HEY!  
WE ARE NUMBER FUN! HEY!  
WE ARE NUMBER FUN!  
Now listen closely…  
Here’s a little lesson in party-ry,  
This is going down in history!  
If you wanna be a Pinkie number one,  
You have to chase a party pooper on the run!  
rainbow dash zooms past  
Just follow my moves, and sneak around,  
Be careful not to make a sound!  
Ssh!  
one of the pinkies steps on a squeaky rubber chicken  
NO don’t touch that!
 
instrumental
 
WE ARE NUMBER FUN! HEY!  
WE ARE NUMBER FUN!  
Heeheehee! Now look at this cake that I just baked,  
When I say go, be ready to throw!  
GO!  
the others throw it on pinkie  
THROW IT ON HER NOT ME!  
Oooh, let’s try something else…  
Now watch, and learn, here’s the deal,  
She’ll slip and slide on these banana peels! Heeheehee!  
the others slip on the peels  
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 
HEY!  
Haa, haheeheehahahaahaa, hahahahaahaaheehee, WE ARE NUMBER FUN! HEY!  
Haa, haheeheehahahaahaa, hahahahaahaaheehee, PARTY NUMBER ONE!
 
instrumental
 
HEY! WE ARE NUMBER FUN! WE ARE NUMBER FUN!  
We are number fun, HEY HEY!

“We are Pinkie Pies!”

@BigBadSeed  
or an SFM vid.
 
That might be easier in some respects.

There needs to be a PMV of this song with Pinkie Pie and her clones.