Pizza is a vegetable

@AlushyTheTyrant  
It was a joke. Tomatoes are a vegetable the same way Pluto’s a planet: They aren’t, but they count as one anyway because tradition carries more weight than “technicalities”. It’s why portrayals of dinosaurs in pop culture still lack feathers, too.
 
 
@Background Pony #1D86  
Perhaps, but that is not today.
 
Today, this will start from apples.

This will end in apples

@Scrounge
 
“To really figure out if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, you need to know what makes a fruit a fruit, and a vegetable a vegetable. The big question to ask is, DOES IT HAVE SEEDS? If the answer is yes, then technically, (botanically) you have a FRUIT.”
 
Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

@Background Pony #5BC5  
Tomatoes are allowed, but they count as a vegetable and don’t you dare say otherwise.

@Scrounge  
>Except pears.  
>that’s heresy.  
>Double heresy

THIS JUST IN: Farmpony becomes deity, fruit no longer forbidden

!!!Level Up!!!  
Level 9001  
Skills Gained:
 
Apple Beam MAGIC Objects objects within 2 meters of the beam begin to combust. Objects directly in beam explode into shrapnel.
 
Apple Collect MAGIC Collects 100 times more apples than normal.
 
Mega Buck [PHYSICAL](50 meter radius AoE) When used upon a tree, initial tree is obliterated into a mushroom cloud of leaves, wood, and apple sauce while other trees around the area of effect drop their yield. When used on a physical object (such as a barn), object flies 50 kilometers off into the distance.
 
Eyebrow Glare [EFFECT] Anypony within 15 meters of facial view of Applejack while Eyebrow Glare is in use, immediately cower.

The apple uprising has begone.

Oh hell yes.

Yes

Applejack leads a working class revolution against the monarchy after Celestia’s offer to share her favorite dessert is grossly misunderstood. But in the end, she becomes the very thing the revolution fought against. All ponies are equal, but some are more equal than others.

yep