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Looks to me like they’re about to bone each other instead.
Perfect. Well done, good sir.
That makes less than zero sense.
If anything it’ll strengthen it’s support, because it will have less competition on the flutter-front.
Also, Shyceps is the best portmanteau pun ship name, so much better than Flutterbulk and I will never understand why the fuck we don’t use it instead.
You left out some R63 characters, like Bailey Sweet and Macareina, the r63 Breaburn and Big Mac.
Meaning their is a one in… Umpthousand chance of getting two or more of the same head shapes at a time.
Head shapes include:
Celestia
Cheerilee
Fluttershy
Fleet foot
Luna
Maud Pie
Marble Pie
Mayor Mare
Mi A more Candenzi
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Tealove
Twilight Sparkle
Sunset Shimmer
…
…
…
Spitfire
Gilda
Sapphire Shores
Chrysalis
Trixie
…
…
…
Where’s the end of this list? holds up list only to see it still unrolling
Applejack
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Silver Spoon?
Diamond Tiara?
Rose
Lyra
Bon Bon
Sweatcream Scoops
Carrot Top
drops list and runs after the still unrolling bottom
Photofinish?
Those three mares fromthe haywagon on nightmare night?
Berry Punch
Derpy?
What’s next a siren?
Yes, one of the sirens.
Seriously?
Miss Harshwinny?
The female Caramel
Apple Fritter
list leads out of building and down the street
Who divided by zero on this thing!?
@Spiritus Arcane
Well, not sink it. But could chase termoil in the future war of the true otp.
Which is Marblemac.
I’m okay with this
“So my sister Marble Pie and Applejack’s brother Big Macintosh started dating!” Pinkie jumped up and down, her body visibly vibrating with excitement. “That means in a couple years maybe Applejack will be my SISTER IN LAW!!!” she squealed.
Twilight patted her ear a few times in a feeble attempt to dispell the ringing. She smiled awkwardly. “That’s, uh, great, Pinkie…” A shiver ran down her spine as she realized how much Pinkie was already rubbing off on Applejack. Applejack had been a bit more… excitable lately. And enthusiastic. And loud. Twilight’s whole body trembled at the thought of how much worse it would be if they became sisters-in-law. It would be like having two Pinkie Pies, except much worse than the incident with the Mirror Pool because the second Pinkie Pie would be intelligent, permanent, have a southern twang, and Twilight couldn’t avoid interaction with her under the pretext of ‘it’s a clone.’ Twilight didn’t think her sanity could take it.
“Howdy, Twilight! Care fer a fritter?”
Twilight yelped and turned around to see a smiling orange earth pony seconds before a pastry was shoved into her mouth.
Twilight quickly swallowed. “How did you get in here?! I-I-th-the door’s locked!”
Applejack and Pinkie Pie grinned at each other.
Twilight’s blood ran cold.
Meanwhile, Macdonalds is using this war to feed the sea men and women fighting, as a great way to make lots of money with thier chicken mcnuggets, all shaped like the heads of the girls Big Mac is being shipped with!
Dunno about sinking FlutterBulk, but it definitely dealt crippling blows to FlutterMac and CheeriMac.
“Fourth cousin twice removed by a fifth cousin” means distant cousins married, not genetic ancestors, meaning there’s no DNA relation at all.
This ship will sink Flutterbluk on its way to challenge Fluttermac for Ship Domination and Supremacy.
Not to mention the issues that arise in the case of a breakup.
Pinkie and AJ would be officially sisters in law.
Uh.
Or it would genuinely unite their families. Because marriage. Definition of.
While it isn’t really incest, it still might pose a problem since Applejack and Pinkie Pie want their families to get along like family - they see each other as cousins regardless of the history and they want the rest of their respective families to bond and grow close too. If Marble Pie and Big Mac wanted to get into a romantic relationship that’d force both families to reassess how they see each other and probably even put distance between them, since it’s awkward to be both ‘cousins’ and in-laws.
They face the same problem that adopted or step siblings would face if they fell in love, the cultural role of family and how if affects other family members’ relationships (even to each other) is still a real issue.
They’re related through marriage by distant ancient 7th cousins removed.
It ain’t remotely incestous.